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Oct 11 '11 1.1 Version |

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Sep 19 '11 $0.99 - Free |

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Jun 21 '11 V1.0, $0.99 |

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INTERACTIVE PORTABLE AI DIAGNOSTIC TOOL
This tool opens up a visual portal to the Corrupted Core Relaxation and Recycling Center.
The tool will enable the user to interact with*, diagnose**, and engage in conversation*** with a selection of unwell cores currently in enforced relaxation mode, pending recycling.
*) Interaction with a corrupted core is extremely dangerous. Do not perform any actions the core asks you to, especially pertaining explosions or dimensional portals, or cooking recipes. **) Be advised all cores have already been diagnosed by a licensed artificial intelligence psychologist as psychotic, paranoid, schizophrenic, delusional and/or genocidal. ***) Do not do anything the core asks you to. Do not believe anything the core tells you. Do not listen to the core at any time. If you start experiencing headaches, nausea, or impeded vision, dispose of your device immediately. Keep cores away from dairy products.
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If for some reason you feel a deep longing in your heart to interact with mildly insane spherical robots, this toy application from the AI Therapy Department will let you do so from the privacy of your own home. Interact with the corrupted core by touching it and listen to how it reacts.
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