Dec 13 '11
Dear Sir or Madam,
Are you using your iPad to its full potential?
With the Night app, your iPad works for you 24 hours of the day, providing you a first-rate alarm clock experience.
Experience a world of pleasure, as Night's "jukebox" lulls you into soft and restful sleep, or wakes you gently from your slumber.
Unlike inferior products, whose user experiences are akin to being eaten alive by savages, Night is an app befitting for a gentleman or lady like yourself.
✮ Impress guests with a lavish display or your wealth.
✮ Beautify a room with breathtaking imagery.
✮ Dispose of your clock AND alarm. Where you're going, all you need is an iPad.*
*iPad sold separately.