The Game of Global Mining

Chapter 709 - 547: Bullshit Backup

Internet café first floor.

After a night of being bitten by poisonous insects in the game, the Great God Team is now experiencing various symptoms of weakness, poison, slowed movement, blurred vision and hearing, even screen hallucinations.

Fortunately, the insects varied, each person had different symptoms, and not everyone was hallucinating, so the team picked a few with normal perception to find the way. But the overall situation was very dangerous; if they encountered the Divine Team’s ambush, they couldn’t hide, couldn’t fight back, and couldn’t escape, the team would soon be wiped out.

While they were anxious, the net cafe attendant who had just delivered food came over: "Brother Chun said, don’t care about success or failure, keep a relaxed mindset."

Great God was stunned: "That’s all he said?"

The attendant laughed: "Yeah, that’s it!"

Great God felt a bit helpless: "Got it."

On the side, Blade God and Guardian God laughed: "Brother Chun could elevate Moore to global rank 13 even from prison, why should we panic? If Brother Chun says relax, we relax, there’s always Brother Chun to back us up."

Great God sighed: "I just think, we shouldn’t be too useless, we should at least accomplish something when Brother Chun isn’t around."

Everyone laughed: "Actually, being useless has its benefits, like being the first to take the blasts for the team!"

Great God sighed: "Alright, let’s keep moving forward, at least clear as many traps as we can along the way."

Then Great God contacted Feng Xingcuo in the Royal Family chat group: "Brother Feng, Baka is too cunning, we’re deeply poisoned with no cure, our attributes have dropped by more than half, I suggest the main force proceed with caution."

Feng Xingcuo sighed: "Our Super Squad’s main team is blocked by the Siege Monsters outside Silver City and can’t return, Brother Long isn’t confident about moving the main force either, you’re free to act."

"Understood, that’s what Brother Chun said too."

Since they’ve already decided to do as they please, it’s time for those who should stay with the team to stay, those who want instant noodles to get noodles, those who want takeout to order takeout.

Soon, news of Brother Chun’s transfer to Oak City became a global trending topic again.

The internet café buzzed with chatter: "What’s happening? Yesterday Brother Chun was bombed at a tavern, and now he’s weak and paralyzed like this?"

"Don’t panic! Since the game server launched, we’ve seen Brother Chun go from being bitten by dogs to using crutches to being in a wheelchair, isn’t he always paralyzed?"

"I mean, is it possible that Brother Chun is actually practicing the Seven Injuries Divine Skill? Look at our guild’s Bullshit Divine Skill, it only activates after you’re dead, maybe Brother Chun castrated himself to train it!"

Hmm?

Great God was suddenly struck by inspiration: "Makes sense! We have the Bullshit Divine Skill as backup, we can still move, maybe we’re not poisoned enough. Let’s get ourselves thoroughly poisoned and trigger the skill!"

Everyone was energized: "Great God’s right, if we die, we’ll just respawn sooner. If we don’t, maybe we’ll trigger the skill, break through, or even develop a new skill, it’ll be a jackpot!"

"Then let’s quickly go back to Wasp Valley, last night Baka sparked a mass of wasps by lighting a cigarette there!"

Great God made a quick decision: "Okay, return at full speed! Everyone hold onto the rope so no one falls behind. Blade God, you come and join us too."

"Roger!"

...

Divine Team command.

The Young Master’s time zone had completely adjusted to the Western Hemisphere. After dinner, Warrior Corps Commander Sakamaru came to report: "Young Master, the Poison Immortal’s insect effects have been validated, the Broken Bottle Gang has collapsed, they’re starting to retreat at dawn, I’ve already ordered 300 members of the main team to pursue!"

The Young Master anxiously asked: "Are you confident in facing the tens of thousands from Canyon Village?"

Sakamaru excitedly replied: "No problem at all! The more people, the more targets for the insect swarm, by the time they rush to Iron Flame Village, they won’t be in any condition."

The Young Master was very satisfied: "Reward the Poison Immortal with an excellence award!"

Sea Merchants Association President Sakamaru also reported: "Young Master, our fleet has escorted Fishing Immortal’s ship to port!"

The Young Master was anticipatory: "Good, your association and Peeping Tom assist Fishing Lord fully in the investigation mission!"

Peeping Immortal also reported: "Understood! Reporting to the Young Master, I delivered three carloads of fish to the Fishman God in the southern jungle, gaining favor and being rewarded with Fish God Scales, allowing me to enter and leave the shipyard to assist Fishing Lord with the investigation."

The Young Master was even more satisfied, then remembered something: "By the way, how far has Mr. Xiaoshan advanced in his Demon Realm infiltration mission?"

Hell Mining Corps Commander reported: "Mr. Xiaoshan has reached the designated location with the guidance of the Shadow Demon, just waiting for noon when the Shadow Barrier disappears to infiltrate!"

The Young Master checked the time with great relief: "Good, there’s still over five hours until noon. It seems that after this period of stagnation, our situation is improving."

"Report to the Young Master, there’s more good news, Chun is paralyzed and has been sent to Oak City Hospital."

The Young Master’s heart skipped a beat: "Good, he’s now in Gabriel’s hands! This terrifying woman will definitely do something terrifying!"

"Additionally, Tata War God teleported to Silver City, farming the Siege Monsters, using S-curve Phantom Steps to lead and build up monsters, rising to global trending topic rank 3, just below Chun."

The Young Master felt displeased: "He’s just a show-off Curry! Gentlemen, May 1st is the one-month anniversary of the server launch, we must fully develop in the coming week, aiming to take down this Curry in the PK tournament!"

"Understood!"

...

The Great God Team dragged on for over an hour and returned to Wasp Valley where they had been last night.

The buzzing black cloud at the valley entrance gave off an imposing force that made people wary.

"Great God, Baka’s team is catching up."

Great God was determined: "Charge in, even if it means dying, we won’t fall into Baka’s hands."

Blade God laughed: "Exactly, maybe we’ll find some Boss in there..." //

As the whole team approached the valley entrance, the buzzing black cloud swarmed towards them, engulfing the entire team, each head hit with countless "sting damage" and "poison damage" into one continuous line.

Soon, the entire team triggered the guild skill Bullshit Divine Skill in their near-death state, instantly removing all negative states, their sprint speed suddenly accelerated.

Great God was excited: "I can see again! Hurry, rush forward!"

As the whole team rushed into the valley, they saw it, giant wasp nests hanging on each withered tree.

Everyone got excited: "Do wasps have honey?"

Great God didn’t care anymore: "Smash it open, eat whatever’s there!"

The whole team swarmed up, grabbing the nests and smashing them open, a heap of gelatinous and waxy substances splattering out.

——System Notification: Congratulations! You have discovered rare herb Wasp Wax, consuming Wasp Wax grants you pain relief, antiseptic, and healing effects, increasing your damage reduction and Life Value cap.

——Broken Bottle Commerce Association Notification: Congratulations! Numerous guild members have increased their damage reduction and Life Value cap during the Bullshit Divine Skill’s effect time, enhancing the skill’s effect!