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Chapter 136 My Snake Aunt is Elegant and Tragic
Chapter 136 My Snake Aunt is Elegant Yet Tragic (Seeking Monthly Tickets)
【What do you mean, "Snake Uncle"?! Call me Snake Auntie!】 75490 people liked this. 【Hahahaha, what can you do? Orochimaru turned into a woman in Boruto!】 39781 people liked this. Ninja World: "...—"
Damn, they really are tech giants! They can just change gender like that?!
[Let's not even talk about the gender change; the key point is that Orochimaru also has a son who's Boruto's classmate. He's always saying Boruto is his sun, and he's so arrogant he has no friends.] 6749 people liked this. [She's not a woman, is she? You can't tell if she's male or female; she's just too beautiful.] 52491 people liked this. [She has a kind of elegant, married woman vibe?] 15499 people liked this. [You've learned something new again!] 5644 people liked this. Ninja World: I don't understand.
The Ninja World: I am utterly shocked!!
The way they looked at Orochimaru shocked everyone.
The First Hokage, now reanimated, had a bewildered look in his clear eyes; the Second Hokage, now reanimated, sighed, rubbing his forehead. This was the consequence of not adhering to scientific principles.
Boruto Timeline 1: Boruto: "Listen—it turns out I'm not the only one who thinks Yoru is weird in this regard—"
Sunflower discovers big news: "Talk?! Is my brother the sun of the month of Yi?"
Boruto was a little embarrassed: "Don't tell anyone."
Sasuke: ".—" I definitely didn't say Naruto was like the sun of Konoha, I definitely didn't say that, right?
In the Chunin Exams timeline, Orochimaru is on his way to Konoha when this comment appears in the sky.
Orochimaru remained unmoved, adhering to the principle that "as long as I'm not embarrassed, it's others who are embarrassed."
Knowing all this, Kimimaro had a lot to consider!
He completely ignored the idea of an elegant married woman.
Lord Orochimaru has turned into a woman? And has a child?! That's...
Who is the child's father?!
Spoilers! You damn commenters!! Why aren't you spoiling anything?! Go ahead and spoil it if you dare!
Next time I'm on a mission, I'll find a chance to kill him beforehand!
No, no, no, but what if Lord Orochimaru is serious?
I cannot disrupt Lord Orochimaru's plan, but if Lord Orochimaru's Reanimation Jutsu uses a woman's body, can he really give birth?
Unfortunately, genetic engineering is not very advanced in this era.
Poor Kimimaro ended up straying all the way to the outer reaches of the solar system.
In the timeline of the Fourth Shinobi World War, thanks to Itachi Uchiha's Izanami Technique, Kabuto Yakushi, who has regained his sense of self, is on his way to the battlefield of the Fourth Shinobi World War.
Upon seeing these comments, he paused for a full three minutes.
Lord Orochimaru, indeed, is someone he can never surpass.
[Is it a pity that Might Guy didn't kick the finale? Doge.jpg] 67910 people think it's great that Might Guy kicked the finale?
In the timeline of the Fourth Shinobi World War, the ninjas in the Valley of the End 2.0 within the mirror wall are discussing this comment.
Lee, who had held back her tears before, was now standing next to the man who had turned into a charred corpse. Tsunade was using medical ninjutsu to treat Might Guy.
"The Eight Gates were opened to the Gate of Death! It's a miracle he didn't die!" While speaking, Tsunade continued repairing Might Guy's damaged internal organs, bones, veins, and muscles. [Madara is indeed Madara! So resilient! Kishimoto can't afford to play this game. If Kaguya hadn't switched characters, no one could have defeated Six Paths Madara.] 46104 people liked this. [You're exaggerating! Six Paths Naruto and Rinnegan Sasuke, plus the reformed Obito Uchiha, even Six Paths Madara couldn't withstand it.] 16790 people liked this. [If Six Paths Madara had Kaguya's chakra reserves, things would be different.] 23491 people liked this. [Kaguya's disadvantage was her lack of tactical understanding; Naruto's signature technique could control her for three seconds!] 34914 people liked this. Naruto's signature technique?
The First Hokage's signature techniques were Wood Release and Sage Mode; the Second Hokage's were Flying Thunder God Technique and forbidden techniques; the Third Hokage's were ninjutsu of the five elemental natures; the Fourth Hokage's were Flying Thunder God Technique and sealing techniques; the Fifth Hokage's were superhuman strength and medical ninjutsu; if the Sixth Hokage was Kakashi, then it should be Lightning Blade; and the Seventh Hokage should be Rasengan or Sage Mode.
No, no, no, it's Naruto's best Shadow Clone Jutsu, right?
Tobirama Senju: The Flying Thunder God Technique and Shadow Clone Techniques both belong to me.
[No one, if they're human, can resist Naruto's Sexy Jutsu. Women? Then he'll use Reverse Harem Jutsu!] 92569 people liked this!
The meaning in the comments is...
The Seventh Hokage of Konoha's signature technique, the Sexy Jutsu?! If word got out, how could Konoha possibly save face?!
Edo Tensei Tobirama taunts Naruto: "Are you even a guy?! What kind of Sexy Jutsu is that?! Sexy Jutsu might be useful in small missions, but on the battlefield..."
Naruto pointed at the comments: "It's even useful against Kaguya, that's what the comments say."
Edo Tensei Tobirama suddenly lost confidence in all his forbidden techniques; they were actually inferior to a child's Sexy Jutsu?!
Naruto chuckled, "Want me to teach you?"
Edo Tensei Tobirama gasped, "Do I even need to learn that kind of transformation jutsu?!"
Naruto: "Tch, fine, don't learn then, why are you getting so worked up? I was just trying to teach my shadow clones a lesson, and they don't even appreciate it? Humph!"
Tobirama desperately tried to comfort himself by saying, "This is the reincarnation of my older brother's chakra, don't be angry, don't be angry," but after comforting himself, he became even angrier.
Damn it! It's all my brother's fault!!
[Here's a joke: Is it a pity that Kiba didn't become Hokage?] 6749 people liked this. [No, next one.] 19679 people liked this. Kiba: "A guy like Naruto can become Hokage! Why can't I?! My not becoming Hokage is definitely a regret for the entire ninja world!!"
[The three strongest clans in the ninja world were completely wiped out: the Uzumaki, Uchiha, and Senju clans.] 34971 people liked this. [The blame lies with Naruto; next question.] 7679 people liked this. The past Hokage of Ito: Shall we leave?
[There are many historical issues, and I don't think all the problems lie with the Hokage. The Hokage is just a more powerful person.] 12501 people liked this. [It's a pity Might Guy died in battle; otherwise, he would have had a much more prestigious title.] 24961 people liked this. Hidden Mist Village: He single-handedly defeated our Seven Ninja Swordsmen of the Mist, what more prestigious title does he want?
[If only the side effects of opening the Eight Gates were less severe, it's impossible to master that technique unless you push yourself to the point of self-torture.] 32419 people liked this. Might Guy: "If the side effects are too minor, it will affect the power of self-control!"
He told Locke Lee, "Lee! When a person's power becomes too great and they lack the ability to restrain themselves, their ambition and desires will swell!"
Li burst into tears: "I understand! Teacher Kai!!"
The teacher and student embraced, feeling the pain of youth.
Madara Uchiha: "...What the heck?"
Even someone with great power needs self-discipline?!
If you're powerful, you should be like Madara Uchiha! Dancing wildly and recklessly!
I want to say something for Bunfuku. He's quite pitiful. Because he's a Jinchūriki, he's never left his cage in his entire life. He's been called a monster and only gets a little food every day.
If we're talking about who's more miserable than any other Jinchūriki, he's probably more miserable than anyone else. [6799 people liked this] [It's a pity that Bunpuku didn't become the main character; Shukaku said that Bunpuku reminded him of the Six Paths Elder.]
If Fenfu gets the main character role, then Nine-Tailed Fox won't be needed, and Shouhese will probably be killed. [19704]
People think it's great, but in the Valley of the End 2.0 timeline, Kurama disagrees, saying, "One tail is the weakest! Even if a Jinchuriki gets the protagonist's script, they still can't defeat the final enemy!"
Shukaku: "You want to fight?! You stinky fox!"
Kurama: "Who's going to argue with a raccoon dog? I'm the administrator of the assembly hall. If you're not happy, don't come back!"
Shukaku, enraged by Gaara's lack of effort, berates him for being incompetent.
Gaara is innocent in a big way.
[Nara Shikaku and Yamanaka Inoichi died in battle; these two uncles were actually quite positive.] 16749 people liked this. [Time]
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[Topic: What's the most regrettable thing about Naruto ending?]
There are only three minutes left.
The answers for Nara Shikamaru and Nara Shikaku are pretty much clear based on the comments and the number of likes.
If the bullet screen's statistics method works as they want, then the answer will basically be that—
[Sasuke and Naruto's marriage feels like it was all for the sake of having Boruto.] 4640 people liked this comment. Boruto saw this comment and expressed great dissatisfaction.
[Sasuke and Naruto didn't get married, isn't that the biggest regret in Naruto?] 4547 people liked this. Sasuke and Naruto are both so awkward.
[I don't forgive the author for Neji's death!] 24197 people liked this. [Kakashi was even resurrected by fans, why can't Jiraiya be resurrected too?] 16749 people liked this. [Naruto and Sakura both achieved their dreams, only Sasuke didn't. I'm not talking about killing the Uchiha, but about his desire to revive the Uchiha clan.] 6789 people liked this. The Valley of the End 2.0 timeline should have been filled with regret and sorrow in this comment, but because Sasuke made a wish on the comment wall, his family is now by his side.
His parents and brother were all around him, and Naruto's parents were also there. Everyone was watching together. The comments were saying that it was a regret of the "all-knowing gods" that Uchiha Sasuke and Uzumaki Naruto didn't get married. [Although you all say that Naruto is bad in this way and that way, I still don't want Naruto to end. I've followed it for fifteen years, and when it ends, I'll really feel empty inside.] 49497 people thought it was great. Last minute—